The Night of a Thousand Farts ‘Twas the night of a thousand farts. ‘Twas the sum greater than its parts. ‘Twas the stew i ate, which has sealed my fate in this night of a thousand farts. ‘Twas a night which affords no rest. ‘Twas the gas deadlier than pest. ‘Twas the smell from hell, from an endless well, it blows out what it wont digest. In this night of a thousand farts, life and death came in fits and starts. ‘Twas whole worlds that died, generations cried, time just ended, space broke apart. Yes, this night of a thousand farts showed the might of a thousand farts. Nothing is as vast as the gas that passed in this night of a thousand farts.readeo.html